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Offline Eon T McKnight

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Eboka Loca -- Humor in a Jugular Vein
« on: October 04, 2009, 08:43:43 PM »
Q:  What did St. Peter say to Timothy Leary when he appeared at the Golden Gate?

A:  "What?  You back here again?"


Here's a coupla Real Jokes, from obvious professionals, stolen off the web:

Q:  How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  One to actually change it, 2,000 to take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.


Q:  How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A:  None. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.


Q:  If you see three flies in the bathroom, how do you know which one is the deadhead?

A:  He's the one on the pot.


If you know how many junkies it takes to screw in a lightbulb, please share!

Your Buddy in Pain and in Humor,

Mr. Squeaky B. Clean
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Re: Eboka Loca
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2009, 09:57:54 PM »
Q:  How many does it take to screw in a lightbulb during an Eboka session?

A:  Two.  One to take Eboka and hold the lightbulb plus a sitter to guide him to the socket and provide support while the room spins round...


Better than the Tim Leary attempt?

Peace, Love and the Engineering necessary to combine them into a Functional Assembledge,

The Squeakster

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Re: Eboka Loca
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2009, 02:56:37 PM »
Nice one!  :D

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Re: Eboka Loca
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 01:38:14 AM »
I am mortified (kool word ya don't see too often) (certainly not from the mouth of a politician) (or a mortician, for that matter) ! ! !

Aren't the Golden Gates some things out in Californio???

Though I really meant "Pearly Gates" a case could be made for Golden Gate Park back when "freak" was a pejorative...

Allow me to correct humble self:

     Q:  What did St. Peter say to Timothy Leary when he arrived at the Pearly Gates?

     A:  "What you doin' back here again?"

There, that mo betta.

Riffin' 'n Spliffin' 4 ur Delight

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Re: Eboka Loca
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 01:59:01 AM »
Hey Fallout,

K00L avatar!  That an Ansel Adams or a self-portrait?

Here's my latest photo (from my drivers' lic):


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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 11:13:22 AM »
That is a wicked self portrait! ;D  My avatar is actually a real tree after getting a couple branches cut off.  The mouth was already there.....very cool I say!

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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2009, 11:14:22 AM »
I like it a lot!  Did you Photoshop it?  I enjoy taking fotos, especially nature, and have rudimentary pshop skillz.  If you want to send me the original, I would enjoy riffin' on it & will send you the results...

Meanwhile...  the latest findings from the humor lab:

     Q:  How many junkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

     A:  None.  Junkies don't screw.

McKnight

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Re: Eboka Loca -- Humor in a Jugular Vein
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2009, 01:50:30 PM »
HAAAA!! :D
" I am you and what I see is me..."

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Re: Eboka Loca -- Humor in a Jugular Vein
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2009, 03:23:06 PM »
*****groanzz*****

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Re: Eboka Loca -- Humor in a Jugular Vein
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2009, 05:22:08 PM »
I have posted this link in another area, but this is its true home.

Allow me to introduce you to one of God's truly miraculous creatures, the amazing Wood Spider:

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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Re: Eboka Loca -- Humor in a Jugular Vein
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2009, 05:37:38 PM »
Classic!
" I am you and what I see is me..."

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Re: Eboka Loca -- Humor in a Jugular Vein
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2009, 09:45:44 PM »
Ya!  Crakks me up every time I see it ! ! !

Feelin' muy good 2nite!  Feels like I just got somethin' off my chest...

Y'all heard about the 1000 yard stare, I bet.  I was out practicin' the 1000 yard SMILE  2nite.

Just like the 1000 yard stare, the 1000 yard smile emanates from the eyes.

Yeah, I see you

Yeah, I'm smilin' like a mother-freakin-idiot ! ! !

Love Ya!

McKnight

PS  --  Don't I see a smile forming on you lips, too?  Yeah!

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Re: Eboka Loca -- Humor in a Jugular Vein
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 01:27:49 AM »
Been meanin' to get some Lenny Bruce in here.  My hero.  The "Louis Pasteur of Junkydom" and comedy.

His wiki page:     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Bruce

The airplane glue schtick:     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSfk6nKSCcI

Repeat as necessary.  ENJOY!  ~eon

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Re: Eboka Loca -- Humor in a Jugular Vein
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2009, 11:09:42 PM »
OK.  This is Really funny.  I mean Really sad.  I mean Funny and Sad.  No, I mean SAD but FUNNY...

Yeah, doan really kno watt I meen.  BUT.  Here goes:

 Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore
© John Prine

    While digesting Reader's Digest
    In the back of a dirty book store,
    A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
    Fell out on the floor.
    Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
    Slapped it on my window shield,
    And if I could see old Betsy Ross
    I'd tell her how good I feel.

    Chorus:
    But your flag decal won't get you
    Into Heaven any more.
    They're already overcrowded
    From your dirty little war.
    Now Jesus don't like killin'
    No matter what the reason's for,
    And your flag decal won't get you
    Into Heaven any more.

    Well, I went to the bank this morning
    And the cashier he said to me,
    "If you join the Christmas club
    We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
    Well, I didn't mess around a bit
    I took him up on what he said.
    And I stuck them stickers all over my car
    And one on my wife's forehead.

    Repeat Chorus:

    Well, I got my window shield so filled
    With flags I couldn't see.
    So, I ran the car upside a curb
    And right into a tree.
    By the time they got a doctor down
    I was already dead.
    And I'll never understand why the man
    Standing in the Pearly Gates said...

    "But your flag decal won't get you
    Into Heaven any more.
    We're already overcrowded
    From your dirty little war.
    Now Jesus don't like killin'
    No matter what the reason's for,
    And your flag decal won't get you
    Into Heaven any more."

Is political humor really humor?

Or, is it just plain sad?


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Re: Eboka Loca -- Humor in a Jugular Vein
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2009, 07:55:45 PM »
Gallows humor is my favorite.
But that was a bit trite.

I'd have more to say if I were in any way funny myself, lol.

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